My Beautiful Wickedness

“When the zombie flamethrower apocalypse comes, you’re going to wish you had some NASA-grade ceramic chain mail…”

“I’m showing the telltale symptoms of death by white paint.”

“BLTs are the best invention ever. Better than fireworks.”

“Why isn’t as-tute a dirty word? You know, ass? toot?” (That gets the Young Carlin Wordplay Award, Scatalogical Division.)

“I think the word intrepid is the best word.”
“Halcyon. Derring-do. Irascible. Amulet.” “Omelet? You like the word omelet?”
“How about ragout? Scintilla? Imbricated.” “Too many words to create a best word list, really…”